Wednesday, March 9, 2016

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Husband Compilation of Wife's excuses to make love with him!

The netizens were left in total shock after a spreadsheet has gone viral online! They laim that they couldn't help but to laugh after seeing what this husband did before his wife left for a 10-day trip.

The spreadsheet contains the compilation of excuses that his wife told him whenever he tries asking her to have an intercourse with him and to make love with him.

The spreadsheet contains the date he tried asking his wife, the answer of his wife and the excuse that he got that follows after his wife refuses to make love with him.

The netizens claim that they're impressed by what the husband did. He exerted effort in making this spreadsheet and remembering every single word that his wife said.

This ma then sent the attachment of the spreadsheet to his wife that day she went on a 10-day trip. 

The wife said:

Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it's a  sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone. 'Attached is a spreadsheet of all the times he has tried to initiate s*x since June 1, with a column for my "Excuses," using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having s*x at that very moment." 

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